|
"They Won't Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster":
( Read more...Collapse )
Chris Kluwe writes a scathing letter to homophobic politician Emmett C. Burns Jr. and puts that 'tard in his place!
EDIT: Vikings punter Chris Kluwe talks to Julie Nelson about letter to Maryland lawmaker about same-sex marriage
See interview here |
|
|
Spock, you idiot!

|
I saw Star Trek and I admit that it was a good story, overall. I liked it and I recommend you watch it, too.
One thing bothered me, however. What prompted Spock to contact himself about Khan? I didn't see any logical reason for him to violate the Prime Directive (albeit, in reverse) to ask about "the future". There was no world-shattering event that Spock needed info on. Just a fugitive that was stronger and faster than humans. Little else.
Now, had this been "The Voyage Home," I could understand Spock making the call. World-destroying? Starfleet incapacitating? Life ending for billions of people? Heavens, yes! Make that call, you pointy-eared computer!
Alas, this did not fare up there with such crisis. Instead, this ended up as more of a "say, this Khan guy... can we trust him?"
That's what bugged me. The end. |
|
|
|
I recently installed Nero 11 and now I have no idea what to do. There are several programs within Nero 11, but no clue what each does. Also, the welcome screen that I get doesn't offer much help. There used to be a different welcome screen but I don't know what became of it.
Basically, I wanted to do two things: edit a video by cutting out the parts that I don't want (which I think I managed to do) then saving it in a file format that others can use.
If anyone is familiar with Nero 11, I'd be so thankful for a bit of help to get me started. I don't know what happened to my User's Manual, and based on what I've seen, I'm not sure I'd understand it if I could find it.
UPDATE: Here's my first attempt Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?7cn2uzeb71n91
|
|
When someone makes a stupid comment like this and gets caught, that just shows just how dumb 'dumb' can be.
This is damned hilarious!
A little info: Romney is speaking to a bunch of wealthy elite at a country club dinner. He is speaking to those who have so much money that they probably have no idea what life is like for the rest of us.
Romney: "There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the President (Obama) no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe that government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this President no matter what... Our message of low taxes doesn't connect...so my job is is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
- 47% of Americans are freeloaders. That's a pretty harsh message. |
|
|
A Letter From A Scared Actress
Neil Gaiman wanted to share this with us. |
|
Charmin Bath Tissues are now x-rated!
 |
|
These last few years have me thinking that anyone
that has the gall to register as a Republican may as well be registering as a predatory offender. |
|
Can you honestly sit there and tell me even one objective reason why we shouldn't allow homosexuality? |
|
"They Won't Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster":
( Here's My OpinionCollapse )
Chris Kluwe writes a scathing letter to homophobic politician Emmett C. Burns Jr. and puts that 'tard in his place!
EDIT: Vikings punter Chris Kluwe talks to Julie Nelson about letter to Maryland lawmaker about same-sex marriage
See interview here |
|
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #1: No game is ever "just a game"
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #2: All game rules are subject to reinterpretation until I win.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #3: Never, ever bring up Wesley or I'll bite you!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #4: It's DavRos, not Davos!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #5: I have the cool beard now. Not Frakes, not Stewart, and not Burton. Me.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #6: At least one new meme involving me must be made every day.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #7: Whatever, wherever! I AM IN YOU!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #8: I own every game. If I don't own it, it doesn't exist. Milton Bradley is my bitch.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #9: No clown sweaters, dammit!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #10: I am the real Greatest American Hero. Sorry, Ralph.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #11: When playing Monopoly, the goddamn silver shoe is mine!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #12: I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
|
|
|
|
okay, now that the title has scared away the baby-Christians, let's get started, shall we?
First, I wish to point out that I am not an atheist. I will not choose to disbelieve because some of the things my church said didn't sit well in my mental tummy. I am, and probably always will be, a believer. Well, a "hoper", anyway.
There are only two things I will take on faith.
- That God exists. Let's face it, there's not a lot of corroborative evidence for that is there? So, faith it is!
- That the Bible is His inspired message. He crafted its contents. And if I'm gonna believe #1, I might as well believe #2.
( cont.Collapse ) | |
|
The United States of America is like a functioning corporation and its citizens are its stockholders. Like any business, our country must continue to grow to remain competitive. It must seek innovative ways to manufacture and deliver its product. Like all businesses we will face difficult challenges and it is up to the CEO to find the solutions to keep the company on top. Our country is not broken. Our country is not failing. It is growing. It is succeeding. America's product is freedom and liberty for all, and we will never stop production! You can count on that!
My name is Barrack Obama and I am running for President! |
|
We all know that Muslims commonly place women in submissive roles, going to great lengths to 'put them in their place.' They are offended and angered when a woman takes a more independent and pro-active role. A woman who speaks her mind is often shunned or even killed. Such a woman might as well be a pedophile in America. They receive about the same respect and treatment. This is the basis of their beliefs. It is the core of their culture.
Our government has decided not to try and actively change that attitude no matter how much it offends us. We want them to progress toward a more equalized attitude on their own, lest they say we corrupted them.
Yet, this gives me an idea. An idea that might be effective in combating terrorism.
We should send a very clear message to the people of the middle east and others who have terrorist recruitment agents nearby. We should promise them that we will respect their beliefs, but the moment they become terrorists, all bets are off.
Then the bras.
Become a terrorist, and we guarantee that the only people that will come after you will be women. Loud-mouthed, free-thinking, self-sufficient... and topless women. They will bomb you, slice you, gut you, lead you into the desert, and just in case you weren't properly humiliated, shove their pussies in your face before pouring acid on your eyes to ensure that such a sight will be the last thing you ever see.
Then all of this will be filmed and placed on the internet, especially on sites frequented by terrorist networks.
So, remember boys of the Muslim faith, you want to have a jihad? Then be assured that our very capable women will come knocking on your doors and the last thing you ever hear are the words, "suck my tits, boy-cunts!" as they spray you down with hot lead from their automatic weapons that make their breasts jiggle with orgasmic delight.
Word to my honeys. Bitches be capping! |
|
|